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JOKESTER: Jokes, Riddles, Stories
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- Bar Jokes #2
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- Charles Dickens walks int…
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- Doctor Jones likes to sto…
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- How do echidnas kiss??
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- Riddle me, riddle me, ri?
- Three blind mice lost thei?
- What animal is a secret agent?
- What animal is always happy?
- What animal is always happy…
- What animal is white or gr?
- What are laughing stock??
- What did the elephant say ?
- What do you call a cat that…
- What do you call a chocol…
- What do you call a cow tha?
- What do you call a dog wit?
- What do you call a sleep…
- What do you call a three l?
- What do you call an elepha?
- What do you call three rab?
- What do you find when it’s?
- What do you get from a pam?
- What do you get when you c?
- What do you get when you c?
- What do you get when you c?
- What do young koalas do on?
- What dog has ticks??
- What game can two horses p?
- What happened when I poure?
- What happened when two sil?
- What has fur, four legs and…
- What has six legs, two…
- What has six legs…
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- What sort of tie does a pig?
- What’s a twip??
- What’s got four legs and a…
- What’s happening when you ?
- What’s the hardest thing a?
- What’s worse than a crocodile…
- When is it bad luck to hav?
- Where do American pigs liv?
- Where do baby apes sleep??
- Where do you get virgin wo?
- Where does a gorilla sit o?
- Why are cats smarter than ?
- Why did the bubble gum cro?
- Why did the lion eat three?
- Why did the rabbit cross t?
- Why did the ram fall over ?
- Why did the slow mouse jus?
- Why do cows wear bells??
- Why do gorillas have big n?
- Why do kangaroo mothers ha?
- Why do mother koalas carry?
- Why is a donkey with a hig?
- Why is it hard for leopard?
- With what do pigs write le?
- Brooms, Beds & Other Haberdashery
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- A riddle, a riddle, as I…
- Although I have feathers, …
- Formed long ago, yet stil…
- I have hands, but am not …
- I have holes on my top and…
- I have joy in bringing two…
- I have legs, but walk not…
- I look at you, you look a…
- I’m named after nothing, …
- Iron roof, glass walls, …
- Little Nanny Etticoat, in…
- Long legs, crooked thighs…
- My size is unchanged; I th…
- Old Mother Twitchett had b…
- Tear one off and scratch m…
- There is one that has a he…
- This thing runs, but cann…
- Two bodies have I, though…
- What can go up a chimney d…
- What did the little chair …
- What gets wetter the more …
- What goes up and downstair…
- What grinds up rubbish and…
- What is bought in a box at…
- What is it that has four l…
- What is long and slim, wo…
- What lives on its own subs…
- What won’t break up if you…
- Why does a witch ride on a…
- You use it each day, ‘twe…
- Cosmic Conundrums
- Always old, sometimes new…
- At night I come without be…
- Barren location, infertil…
- Black I am and much admire…
- Crooked as a rainbow, sli…
- Feed me and I live, water…
- High born, my touch is ge…
- I am not alive, but I gro…
- I am sometimes strong and …
- I have an eye, but I cann…
- I pass before the sun, ye…
- I touch your face, I’m in…
- My face is pale and full a…
- My thunder rolls beneath m…
- Nearly bright as the sun, …
- Swirling, sparkling, shi…
- The more you have of it, …
- There is a thing that noth…
- Three lives have I. Gentl…
- Through wind and rain I al…
- We are all around, yet to…
- What are black holes?…
- What are tornados called i…
- What can fill a room, but…
- What can run, but never w…
- What goes with a train, a…
- What is big at the bottom,…
- What lives in winter, die…
- What’s a meteorologist’s f…
- White bird, featherless, …
- Why did the tornado bury c…
- You can hear me, You can …
- Feathers, Beaks & Claws
- A home of wood in a wooded…
- He’s a boastful, puffed-u…
- How many chickens can you …
- I am the outstretched fing…
- I sleep by day, I fly by …
- If a rooster laid a brown …
- If thirty birds were sitti…
- My first is in window, bu…
- My talons sink into my pre…
- There are five galahs sitt…
- What bird can lift the mos…
- What do ducks watch on tel…
- What do you call a dirty c…
- What do you call a smart d…
- What do you get if you cro…
- What do you get when you c…
- What do you get when you c…
- What do you get when you c…
- What’s propaganda?…
- Why did the chicken cross …
- Why does a duck always loo…
- Humbugs, Bedbugs & Stingers
- A warrior amongst the flow…
- Cross an apple with a zipp…
- Golden treasures I contain…
- I am hairy and round and d…
- Time flies like an arrow. …
- What do you call an ant th…
- What do you call an Irish …
- What do you call musical i…
- What do you get if you cro…
- What goes 98, 99, clump?…
- What happened to the pregn…
- What is the biggest ant?…
- What is yellow, with grea…
- What makes the letter T so…
- What’s the difference betw…
- Where do bees go to the to…
- Where do bees wait for a r…
- Why did the moth nibble a …
- Why is the letter A like a…
- Incredible Edibles
- How do you get puffed whea…
- How does a hot dog speak?…
- In a marble hall as white …
- Not born, but from a Moth…
- What did the waiter say to…
- What did the waiter say to…
- What do you feed to a baby…
- What goes in dry, comes o…
- What happens to old Dairym…
- What starts with ‘T’ ends …
- What stays hot in the refr…
- What’s red, flies and wob…
- What’s the most popular re…
- What’s the worst that can …
- What’s white and green?…
- When young, I am sweet in…
- Why did the cookie cry?…
- Why do lighthouse keepers …
- Why were there screams com…
- Keys, Coffins & Tricky Nick-nacks
- Although I’m one thing, m…
- I am the tool, for inspir…
- I am two-faced, but bear …
- I fly through the air and …
- I have four wings, but ca…
- I have only two backbones,…
- I know a thousand faces, …
- I love to dance and twist …
- I may slow you down, but …
- I saw a man in white, and…
- In many hallways you would…
- Man walks over, man walks…
- Marking mortal privation, …
- My life is often a volume …
- My maker never wants me, …
- My teeth are sharp, my ba…
- My voice is tender, my wa…
- Often I change, I’m a cur…
- Round as an apple, deep a…
- Say, what’s in a mousetra…
- The one who makes it, sel…
- There’s an ancient inventi…
- Though liquid in nature, …
- Unmoving horses, ever in …
- Weight in my belly, trees…
- What flares up and does a …
- What goes further the slow…
- What goes through a door, …
- What goes up when the rain…
- What has four wheels and f…
- What is it that is deaf, …
- What is put on a table, c…
- What object has keys that …
- What stays where it is whe…
- You hear me calling to you…
- Monstrosities
- Have you seen Quasimodo?…
- How did Frankenstein’s mon…
- How do little skeletons st…
- How do monsters like their…
- How do monsters like their…
- How do monsters see into t…
- How do you get a giant int…
- How does a graveyard love …
- How does a witch tell the …
- I have a look of awful sco…
- What did the pecan tree sa…
- What do you do with a gree…
- What does a witch ring for…
- What is big and green and …
- What is not alive but stil…
- What is the difference be…
- What is the difference bet…
- What is the monster’s favo…
- What’s a ghost’s favourite…
- What’s a haunted wigwam ca…
- What’s green, four metres…
- When do protesters remind …
- Where do ghosts pick up th…
- Where do mummies swim?…
- Where does Dracula park hi…
- Why did Frankenstein’s mon…
- Why did the monster eat a …
- Why did the monster go out…
- Why didn’t the skeleton cr…
- Why was Count Dracula hang…
- Nautical Nonsense
- Alive without breath, as ?
- I live in the rivers, but?
- I live under the sea and g?
- I love to swim in water an?
- I’m a friendly large creat?
- I’m a strong swimmer and l?
- Scary claws and biting jaw?
- What did the mother sardin?
- What do fish play on the p?
- What do you call a neuroti?
- What do you call a sick cr?
- What do you call an eel th?
- What do you get when a cyc?
- What does the Tasman Sea s?
- What fish makes you an off?
- What has more lives than a?
- What is green and grey and?
- What is green and jumps a ?
- What is it that rows quick?
- What lies on the bottom of?
- What sort of shoes do frog?
- Why did the frog cross the?
- Why don’t tuna go past Tow?
- Nutty, Corny & Fruity Things
- A little house full of mea?
- A man without eyes, saw p…
- A skin have I, more eyes ?
- A wee, wee man in a red c?
- I am a green round house, …
- I am a little red house, ?
- I am the heart that does …
- I reach for the sky, but ?
- I’m a little pool with two…
- I’m something you eat, …
- I’m torn from the earth; i…
- In birth I spring forth, ?
- No head has he, but he we?
- Squeeze me and I cry tears…
- Take off my skin; I won’t ?
- The sun bakes them, the h…
- We are the sharp, slim bl…
- What do you call the potato…
- What is long, sticky and ?
- What is today’s mighty oak…
- What kind of room has no w?
- What lies in a bed, and s?
- What’s dressed when it’s …
- What’s the name of a veget?
- Where do all the flowers …
- You may throw away the out…
- People, Parts & Peculiarities
- A hole leading in, a hole…
- Each morning I appear to l…
- How many ears does Daniel …
- I am a window, I am a lam…
- I am as light as a feather…
- I make you weak at the wor…
- I run, yet I have no legs…
- I’m the source of all emot…
- If you look, you can’t se…
- It could get lost, when y…
- Light as a feather, there…
- My second is performed by …
- Rich men want it, wise me…
- Riddle me, riddle me, wh…
- Sometimes I’m loud, and v…
- The more you take, the mo…
- Thirty white horses on a r…
- Used left or right, I get…
- We are nothing at all, ye…
- What do you use to hoe a r…
- What happens when you slee…
- What has a bottom right at…
- What kind of locks don’t n…
- White and thin, red withi…
- Why did the lady not want …
- Silly Signs
- Be it political or for cou…
- What did the sign in the b…
- What did the sign in the r…
- What did the sign on the f…
- What did the sign on the h…
- What did the sign on the m…
- What did the sign on the m…
- What did the sign on the m…
- What did the sign on the t…
- What do you call a camel w…
- What do you call a council…
- What do you call a council…
- What name do you call a gi…
- What name do you call a gi…
- What name do you call a wo…
- When the Physics professor…
- Who was the straightest ma…
- Things That Slither & Slide
- Thinking Logically
- A hill full, a hole full;…
- A mile from end to end, y…
- A smack on the face, that…
- Brothers or sisters have I…
- Everyone has a photographi…
- How much dirt is in a hole…
- I am sometimes solid – some…
- I run around the city, bu…
- I travel far, but stay in…
- I weaken all men for hours…
- I went to the woods and go…
- I’m a moment in time, yet…
- I’m born in the morning, …
- I’ve got nothing to say, …
- If a wedding means showers…
- If athletes get athlete’s …
- If you have me, you want …
- No sooner spoken than brok…
- Read my riddle, I pray. …
- Some will use me, while o…
- The cops were chasing a bu…
- The Pope has it, but he d…
- They say that money talks.…
- This thing all things devo…
- Through the fence went 40 …
- Two legs on three legs, …
- We hold tight the billowin…
- What are Quantum Mechanics…
- What are the odds on somet…
- What can be heard and caug…
- What can bring back the dead…
- What can you break without…
- What can you catch, but …
- What did the mechanic do w…
- What do you call a boatloa…
- What do you do if you see …
- What do you throw out, wh…
- What do you use when your …
- What does it mean when the…
- What does the sea say to t…
- What gets bigger, the more…
- What happens if you don’t …
- What happens when I’m not …
- What has eyes yet cannot s…
- What is it that was given …
- What is it that you must g…
- What is the only substitut…
- What is too much for one, …
- What kind of driving schoo…
- What kind of rocks are on…
- What were the batchelor’s …
- What’s a once used, never…
- What’s aperatif?
- What’s better than the bes…
- What’s the best way to get…
- What’s the fastest way to …
- When I’m used, I’m useless…
- Where can you find roads, …
- Where did Captain Cook sta…
- Where did the abominable s…
- Why can’t a man living in …
- Why did Ned Kelly rob only…
- Why did the Indian wear a …
- Why do we dress baby girls…
- Why does a five foot man h…
- Why does Sydney Tower stan…
- Why don’t you need trainin…
- Why is a pencil like a rid…
- You can carry it everywher…
- Wearables
- Witty Word Puzzles
- A patient complained of re…
- A pilot called Control Tow…
- A word I know, six letter…
- Angry and hungry are two w…
- Double my number, I’m les…
- Forward I am heavy, but b…
- How did the intruder get i…
- How did the weather bureau…
- How do you make seven an e…
- How do you spell an Indian…
- I am a common English verb…
- I dance four feet to every…
- I recently heard the eskim…
- It is in a rock but not in…
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- My first is in football bu…
- My first is in ocean, but…
- Pronounced as one letter, …
- She had it in her pocket, …
- What did Big Chief Running…
- What did Cinderella say wh…
- What did Morse reply when …
- What did the grape say wh…
- What do elves do after sch…
- What do Eskimos get from s…
- What do you call a Chinese…
- What does a hangman read e…
- What five letter English w…
- What four letters do you a…
- What goes around an ashtra…
- What happened to the butch…
- What happened to the guy w…
- What happened when the red…
- What happens to old brickl…
- What is always coming, bu…
- What is an ‘Ig?’…
- What is Beethoven doing in…
- What is it that everyone g…
- What is the beginning of e…
- What is the centre of grav…
- What is the difference bet…
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- What is the only culture s…
- What is three feet long?…
- What keeps the outside out…
- What key does a burglar us…
- What name do you give to a…
- What occurs once in a minu…
- What one word has the most…
- What ship has no captain b…
- What sickness can you catc…
- What song do you sing when…
- What two words have the mo…
- What was the Energiser Bun…
- What’s 144 times worse tha…
- What’s a device for findin…
- What’s green, runs throug…
- What’s the difference betw…
- What’s the difference betw…
- What’s worse than raining …
- When does a pie go to a da…
- Where did Humpty Dumpty le…
- Who invented fire?…
- Who was the father of all …
- Why did the carpenter sulk…
- Why did the red Indian put…
- Why does Santa spend so mu…
- Why is a river rich?…
- Why is getting up at six i…
- Why was Willie Nelson in h…
- You can’t see me, but I d…
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