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An Aussie walks into …
An Aussie walks into the …
Did you hear about the…
I met a bloke from Australia…
I travelled to Australia…
What do you call a kangaroo…
What do you call a lazy baby…
What do you get when you…
What is a kangaroos favourite…
Why did the wombat decide …
Why do mummy kangaroos…
Bar Jokes #1
A brain goes into a …
A broke guy walks past a …
A dog goes into a bar and…
A Frenchman walks in…
A grasshopper hops into a…
A guy walks into a bar an…
A guy was in a bar drinki…
A horse walks into a bar.…
A kiwi walks into a bar a…
A man walks into a bar wi…
A millionaire, a hard hat…
A mushroom walks into a b…
A pair of jumper cables w…
A pig walks into a bar, o…
A pork chop goes into a b…
A road sign, featuring an…
An SEO expert walks into …
Bar Jokes #2
“Poor Old fool,” thought …
“Visit me for three days …
An amnesiac walks into a …
Charles Dickens walks int…
Descartes walked into a b…
Do you serve ladies at th…
Doctor Jones likes to sto…
I was having a drink at a…
Infinitely many mathemati…
One day, a fourteen-year-…
Several fonts walk into a…
So a dog walks into a bar…
Some Texans are mingling …
This duck walks into a ba…
Two nuns, a penguin, a ma…
What’s the WiFi password?
Cartoons 2020
Cartoons Technology
Riddles
Animal Antics
Face with a tree, skin li?
How can you have a set of ?
How do echidnas kiss??
How do you make a kangaroo?
How far can a dog run into?
I have a long tail and my…
I have eyes that see forward…
I sleep by night and hunt…
I’m red, brown, or differ…
Little feet have I and tiny…
My first is in chocolate, ?
My first is in elephant, ?
My first is twice in apple?
My skin is rough and scaly…
Riddle me, riddle me, ri?
Three blind mice lost thei?
What animal is a secret agent?
What animal is always happy?
What animal is always happy…
What animal is white or gr?
What are laughing stock??
What did the elephant say ?
What do you call a cat that…
What do you call a chocol…
What do you call a cow tha?
What do you call a dog wit?
What do you call a sleep…
What do you call a three l?
What do you call an elepha?
What do you call three rab?
What do you find when it’s?
What do you get from a pam?
What do you get when you c?
What do you get when you c?
What do you get when you c?
What do young koalas do on?
What dog has ticks??
What game can two horses p?
What happened when I poure?
What happened when two sil?
What has fur, four legs and…
What has six legs, two…
What has six legs…
What is light brown, hair…
What is the difference …
What kind of bush does a d?
What kind of pet likes…
What kinds of clothes do k?
What name do you give a bl?
What sort of day is it …
What sort of tie does a pig?
What’s a twip??
What’s got four legs and a…
What’s happening when you ?
What’s the hardest thing a?
What’s worse than a crocodile…
When is it bad luck to hav?
Where do American pigs liv?
Where do baby apes sleep??
Where do you get virgin wo?
Where does a gorilla sit o?
Why are cats smarter than ?
Why did the bubble gum cro?
Why did the lion eat three?
Why did the rabbit cross t?
Why did the ram fall over ?
Why did the slow mouse jus?
Why do cows wear bells??
Why do gorillas have big n?
Why do kangaroo mothers ha?
Why do mother koalas carry?
Why is a donkey with a hig?
Why is it hard for leopard?
With what do pigs write le?
Brooms, Beds & Other Haberdashery
A one-eyed warrior, army …
A riddle, a riddle, as I…
Although I have feathers, …
Formed long ago, yet stil…
I have hands, but am not …
I have holes on my top and…
I have joy in bringing two…
I have legs, but walk not…
I look at you, you look a…
I’m named after nothing, …
Iron roof, glass walls, …
Little Nanny Etticoat, in…
Long legs, crooked thighs…
My size is unchanged; I th…
Old Mother Twitchett had b…
Tear one off and scratch m…
There is one that has a he…
This thing runs, but cann…
Two bodies have I, though…
What can go up a chimney d…
What did the little chair …
What gets wetter the more …
What goes up and downstair…
What grinds up rubbish and…
What is bought in a box at…
What is it that has four l…
What is long and slim, wo…
What lives on its own subs…
What won’t break up if you…
Why does a witch ride on a…
You use it each day, ‘twe…
Cosmic Conundrums
Always old, sometimes new…
At night I come without be…
Barren location, infertil…
Black I am and much admire…
Crooked as a rainbow, sli…
Feed me and I live, water…
High born, my touch is ge…
I am not alive, but I gro…
I am sometimes strong and …
I have an eye, but I cann…
I pass before the sun, ye…
I touch your face, I’m in…
My face is pale and full a…
My thunder rolls beneath m…
Nearly bright as the sun, …
Swirling, sparkling, shi…
The more you have of it, …
There is a thing that noth…
Three lives have I. Gentl…
Through wind and rain I al…
We are all around, yet to…
What are black holes?…
What are tornados called i…
What can fill a room, but…
What can run, but never w…
What goes with a train, a…
What is big at the bottom,…
What lives in winter, die…
What’s a meteorologist’s f…
White bird, featherless, …
Why did the tornado bury c…
You can hear me, You can …
Feathers, Beaks & Claws
A home of wood in a wooded…
He’s a boastful, puffed-u…
How many chickens can you …
I am the outstretched fing…
I sleep by day, I fly by …
If a rooster laid a brown …
If thirty birds were sitti…
My first is in window, bu…
My talons sink into my pre…
There are five galahs sitt…
What bird can lift the mos…
What do ducks watch on tel…
What do you call a dirty c…
What do you call a smart d…
What do you get if you cro…
What do you get when you c…
What do you get when you c…
What do you get when you c…
What’s propaganda?…
Why did the chicken cross …
Why does a duck always loo…
Humbugs, Bedbugs & Stingers
A warrior amongst the flow…
Cross an apple with a zipp…
Golden treasures I contain…
I am hairy and round and d…
Time flies like an arrow. …
What do you call an ant th…
What do you call an Irish …
What do you call musical i…
What do you get if you cro…
What goes 98, 99, clump?…
What happened to the pregn…
What is the biggest ant?…
What is yellow, with grea…
What makes the letter T so…
What’s the difference betw…
Where do bees go to the to…
Where do bees wait for a r…
Why did the moth nibble a …
Why is the letter A like a…
Incredible Edibles
How do you get puffed whea…
How does a hot dog speak?…
In a marble hall as white …
Not born, but from a Moth…
What did the waiter say to…
What did the waiter say to…
What do you feed to a baby…
What goes in dry, comes o…
What happens to old Dairym…
What starts with ‘T’ ends …
What stays hot in the refr…
What’s red, flies and wob…
What’s the most popular re…
What’s the worst that can …
What’s white and green?…
When young, I am sweet in…
Why did the cookie cry?…
Why do lighthouse keepers …
Why were there screams com…
Keys, Coffins & Tricky Nick-nacks
Although I’m one thing, m…
I am the tool, for inspir…
I am two-faced, but bear …
I fly through the air and …
I have four wings, but ca…
I have only two backbones,…
I know a thousand faces, …
I love to dance and twist …
I may slow you down, but …
I saw a man in white, and…
In many hallways you would…
Man walks over, man walks…
Marking mortal privation, …
My life is often a volume …
My maker never wants me, …
My teeth are sharp, my ba…
My voice is tender, my wa…
Often I change, I’m a cur…
Round as an apple, deep a…
Say, what’s in a mousetra…
The one who makes it, sel…
There’s an ancient inventi…
Though liquid in nature, …
Unmoving horses, ever in …
Weight in my belly, trees…
What flares up and does a …
What goes further the slow…
What goes through a door, …
What goes up when the rain…
What has four wheels and f…
What is it that is deaf, …
What is put on a table, c…
What object has keys that …
What stays where it is whe…
You hear me calling to you…
Monstrosities
Have you seen Quasimodo?…
How did Frankenstein’s mon…
How do little skeletons st…
How do monsters like their…
How do monsters like their…
How do monsters see into t…
How do you get a giant int…
How does a graveyard love …
How does a witch tell the …
I have a look of awful sco…
What did the pecan tree sa…
What do you do with a gree…
What does a witch ring for…
What is big and green and …
What is not alive but stil…
What is the difference be…
What is the difference bet…
What is the monster’s favo…
What’s a ghost’s favourite…
What’s a haunted wigwam ca…
What’s green, four metres…
When do protesters remind …
Where do ghosts pick up th…
Where do mummies swim?…
Where does Dracula park hi…
Why did Frankenstein’s mon…
Why did the monster eat a …
Why did the monster go out…
Why didn’t the skeleton cr…
Why was Count Dracula hang…
Nautical Nonsense
Alive without breath, as ?
I live in the rivers, but?
I live under the sea and g?
I love to swim in water an?
I’m a friendly large creat?
I’m a strong swimmer and l?
Scary claws and biting jaw?
What did the mother sardin?
What do fish play on the p?
What do you call a neuroti?
What do you call a sick cr?
What do you call an eel th?
What do you get when a cyc?
What does the Tasman Sea s?
What fish makes you an off?
What has more lives than a?
What is green and grey and?
What is green and jumps a ?
What is it that rows quick?
What lies on the bottom of?
What sort of shoes do frog?
Why did the frog cross the?
Why don’t tuna go past Tow?
Nutty, Corny & Fruity Things
A little house full of mea?
A man without eyes, saw p…
A skin have I, more eyes ?
A wee, wee man in a red c?
I am a green round house, …
I am a little red house, ?
I am the heart that does …
I reach for the sky, but ?
I’m a little pool with two…
I’m something you eat, …
I’m torn from the earth; i…
In birth I spring forth, ?
No head has he, but he we?
Squeeze me and I cry tears…
Take off my skin; I won’t ?
The sun bakes them, the h…
We are the sharp, slim bl…
What do you call the potato…
What is long, sticky and ?
What is today’s mighty oak…
What kind of room has no w?
What lies in a bed, and s?
What’s dressed when it’s …
What’s the name of a veget?
Where do all the flowers …
You may throw away the out…
People, Parts & Peculiarities
A hole leading in, a hole…
Each morning I appear to l…
How many ears does Daniel …
I am a window, I am a lam…
I am as light as a feather…
I make you weak at the wor…
I run, yet I have no legs…
I’m the source of all emot…
If you look, you can’t se…
It could get lost, when y…
Light as a feather, there…
My second is performed by …
Rich men want it, wise me…
Riddle me, riddle me, wh…
Sometimes I’m loud, and v…
The more you take, the mo…
Thirty white horses on a r…
Used left or right, I get…
We are nothing at all, ye…
What do you use to hoe a r…
What happens when you slee…
What has a bottom right at…
What kind of locks don’t n…
White and thin, red withi…
Why did the lady not want …
Silly Signs
Be it political or for cou…
What did the sign in the b…
What did the sign in the r…
What did the sign on the f…
What did the sign on the h…
What did the sign on the m…
What did the sign on the m…
What did the sign on the m…
What did the sign on the t…
What do you call a camel w…
What do you call a council…
What do you call a council…
What name do you call a gi…
What name do you call a gi…
What name do you call a wo…
When the Physics professor…
Who was the straightest ma…
Things That Slither & Slide
I move without wings, bet…
Long, slim and slender, …
What did the worm say to t…
What do baby pythons play …
What do you call a snake t…
What do you get if you cro…
What do you get when you c…
What happened when the liz…
What is he that runs witho…
What’s the carpet snake’s …
Thinking Logically
A hill full, a hole full;…
A mile from end to end, y…
A smack on the face, that…
Brothers or sisters have I…
Everyone has a photographi…
How much dirt is in a hole…
I am sometimes solid – some…
I run around the city, bu…
I travel far, but stay in…
I weaken all men for hours…
I went to the woods and go…
I’m a moment in time, yet…
I’m born in the morning, …
I’ve got nothing to say, …
If a wedding means showers…
If athletes get athlete’s …
If you have me, you want …
No sooner spoken than brok…
Read my riddle, I pray. …
Some will use me, while o…
The cops were chasing a bu…
The Pope has it, but he d…
They say that money talks.…
This thing all things devo…
Through the fence went 40 …
Two legs on three legs, …
We hold tight the billowin…
What are Quantum Mechanics…
What are the odds on somet…
What can be heard and caug…
What can bring back the dead…
What can you break without…
What can you catch, but …
What did the mechanic do w…
What do you call a boatloa…
What do you do if you see …
What do you throw out, wh…
What do you use when your …
What does it mean when the…
What does the sea say to t…
What gets bigger, the more…
What happens if you don’t …
What happens when I’m not …
What has eyes yet cannot s…
What is it that was given …
What is it that you must g…
What is the only substitut…
What is too much for one, …
What kind of driving schoo…
What kind of rocks are on…
What were the batchelor’s …
What’s a once used, never…
What’s aperatif?
What’s better than the bes…
What’s the best way to get…
What’s the fastest way to …
When I’m used, I’m useless…
Where can you find roads, …
Where did Captain Cook sta…
Where did the abominable s…
Why can’t a man living in …
Why did Ned Kelly rob only…
Why did the Indian wear a …
Why do we dress baby girls…
Why does a five foot man h…
Why does Sydney Tower stan…
Why don’t you need trainin…
Why is a pencil like a rid…
You can carry it everywher…
Wearables
I am made of metal or bone…
I move very slowly at an i…
My first master has four l…
My host thinks I’m an irri…
Touching one, yet holding…
Two brothers we are, grea…
What has a neck and no hea…
What has feet and legs and…
What is neither fish, nor…
Witty Word Puzzles
A patient complained of re…
A pilot called Control Tow…
A word I know, six letter…
Angry and hungry are two w…
Double my number, I’m les…
Forward I am heavy, but b…
How did the intruder get i…
How did the weather bureau…
How do you make seven an e…
How do you spell an Indian…
I am a common English verb…
I dance four feet to every…
I recently heard the eskim…
It is in a rock but not in…
My first is foremost legal…
My first is in football bu…
My first is in ocean, but…
Pronounced as one letter, …
She had it in her pocket, …
What did Big Chief Running…
What did Cinderella say wh…
What did Morse reply when …
What did the grape say wh…
What do elves do after sch…
What do Eskimos get from s…
What do you call a Chinese…
What does a hangman read e…
What five letter English w…
What four letters do you a…
What goes around an ashtra…
What happened to the butch…
What happened to the guy w…
What happened when the red…
What happens to old brickl…
What is always coming, bu…
What is an ‘Ig?’…
What is Beethoven doing in…
What is it that everyone g…
What is the beginning of e…
What is the centre of grav…
What is the difference bet…
What is the difference bet…
What is the difference bet…
What is the difference bet…
What is the only culture s…
What is three feet long?…
What keeps the outside out…
What key does a burglar us…
What name do you give to a…
What occurs once in a minu…
What one word has the most…
What ship has no captain b…
What sickness can you catc…
What song do you sing when…
What two words have the mo…
What was the Energiser Bun…
What’s 144 times worse tha…
What’s a device for findin…
What’s green, runs throug…
What’s the difference betw…
What’s the difference betw…
What’s worse than raining …
When does a pie go to a da…
Where did Humpty Dumpty le…
Who invented fire?…
Who was the father of all …
Why did the carpenter sulk…
Why did the red Indian put…
Why does Santa spend so mu…
Why is a river rich?…
Why is getting up at six i…
Why was Willie Nelson in h…
You can’t see me, but I d…
Stories
A Korean Christmas by Tom Ware
Runaway by Tom Ware
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