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      • How do echidnas kiss??
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      • My first is in chocolate, ?
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      • My first is twice in apple?
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      • Riddle me, riddle me, ri?
      • Three blind mice lost thei?
      • What animal is a secret agent?
      • What animal is always happy?
      • What animal is always happy…
      • What animal is white or gr?
      • What are laughing stock??
      • What did the elephant say ?
      • What do you call a cat that…
      • What do you call a chocol…
      • What do you call a cow tha?
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      • What do you call a three l?
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      • What do you find when it’s?
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      • What do you get when you c?
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      • What do young koalas do on?
      • What dog has ticks??
      • What game can two horses p?
      • What happened when I poure?
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      • What has fur, four legs and…
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      • What has six legs…
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      • What name do you give a bl?
      • What sort of day is it …
      • What sort of tie does a pig?
      • What’s a twip??
      • What’s got four legs and a…
      • What’s happening when you ?
      • What’s the hardest thing a?
      • What’s worse than a crocodile…
      • When is it bad luck to hav?
      • Where do American pigs liv?
      • Where do baby apes sleep??
      • Where do you get virgin wo?
      • Where does a gorilla sit o?
      • Why are cats smarter than ?
      • Why did the bubble gum cro?
      • Why did the lion eat three?
      • Why did the rabbit cross t?
      • Why did the ram fall over ?
      • Why did the slow mouse jus?
      • Why do cows wear bells??
      • Why do gorillas have big n?
      • Why do kangaroo mothers ha?
      • Why do mother koalas carry?
      • Why is a donkey with a hig?
      • Why is it hard for leopard?
      • With what do pigs write le?
    • Brooms, Beds & Other Haberdashery
      • A one-eyed warrior, army …
      • A riddle, a riddle, as I…
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      • Formed long ago, yet stil…
      • I have hands, but am not …
      • I have holes on my top and…
      • I have joy in bringing two…
      • I have legs, but walk not…
      • I look at you, you look a…
      • I’m named after nothing, …
      • Iron roof, glass walls, …
      • Little Nanny Etticoat, in…
      • Long legs, crooked thighs…
      • My size is unchanged; I th…
      • Old Mother Twitchett had b…
      • Tear one off and scratch m…
      • There is one that has a he…
      • This thing runs, but cann…
      • Two bodies have I, though…
      • What can go up a chimney d…
      • What did the little chair …
      • What gets wetter the more …
      • What goes up and downstair…
      • What grinds up rubbish and…
      • What is bought in a box at…
      • What is it that has four l…
      • What is long and slim, wo…
      • What lives on its own subs…
      • What won’t break up if you…
      • Why does a witch ride on a…
      • You use it each day, ‘twe…
    • Cosmic Conundrums
      • Always old, sometimes new…
      • At night I come without be…
      • Barren location, infertil…
      • Black I am and much admire…
      • Crooked as a rainbow, sli…
      • Feed me and I live, water…
      • High born, my touch is ge…
      • I am not alive, but I gro…
      • I am sometimes strong and …
      • I have an eye, but I cann…
      • I pass before the sun, ye…
      • I touch your face, I’m in…
      • My face is pale and full a…
      • My thunder rolls beneath m…
      • Nearly bright as the sun, …
      • Swirling, sparkling, shi…
      • The more you have of it, …
      • There is a thing that noth…
      • Three lives have I. Gentl…
      • Through wind and rain I al…
      • We are all around, yet to…
      • What are black holes?…
      • What are tornados called i…
      • What can fill a room, but…
      • What can run, but never w…
      • What goes with a train, a…
      • What is big at the bottom,…
      • What lives in winter, die…
      • What’s a meteorologist’s f…
      • White bird, featherless, …
      • Why did the tornado bury c…
      • You can hear me, You can …
    • Feathers, Beaks & Claws
      • A home of wood in a wooded…
      • He’s a boastful, puffed-u…
      • How many chickens can you …
      • I am the outstretched fing…
      • I sleep by day, I fly by …
      • If a rooster laid a brown …
      • If thirty birds were sitti…
      • My first is in window, bu…
      • My talons sink into my pre…
      • There are five galahs sitt…
      • What bird can lift the mos…
      • What do ducks watch on tel…
      • What do you call a dirty c…
      • What do you call a smart d…
      • What do you get if you cro…
      • What do you get when you c…
      • What do you get when you c…
      • What do you get when you c…
      • What’s propaganda?…
      • Why did the chicken cross …
      • Why does a duck always loo…
    • Humbugs, Bedbugs & Stingers
      • A warrior amongst the flow…
      • Cross an apple with a zipp…
      • Golden treasures I contain…
      • I am hairy and round and d…
      • Time flies like an arrow. …
      • What do you call an ant th…
      • What do you call an Irish …
      • What do you call musical i…
      • What do you get if you cro…
      • What goes 98, 99, clump?…
      • What happened to the pregn…
      • What is the biggest ant?…
      • What is yellow, with grea…
      • What makes the letter T so…
      • What’s the difference betw…
      • Where do bees go to the to…
      • Where do bees wait for a r…
      • Why did the moth nibble a …
      • Why is the letter A like a…
    • Incredible Edibles
      • How do you get puffed whea…
      • How does a hot dog speak?…
      • In a marble hall as white …
      • Not born, but from a Moth…
      • What did the waiter say to…
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      • What do you feed to a baby…
      • What goes in dry, comes o…
      • What happens to old Dairym…
      • What starts with ‘T’ ends …
      • What stays hot in the refr…
      • What’s red, flies and wob…
      • What’s the most popular re…
      • What’s the worst that can …
      • What’s white and green?…
      • When young, I am sweet in…
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      • Why do lighthouse keepers …
      • Why were there screams com…
    • Keys, Coffins & Tricky Nick-nacks
      • Although I’m one thing, m…
      • I am the tool, for inspir…
      • I am two-faced, but bear …
      • I fly through the air and …
      • I have four wings, but ca…
      • I have only two backbones,…
      • I know a thousand faces, …
      • I love to dance and twist …
      • I may slow you down, but …
      • I saw a man in white, and…
      • In many hallways you would…
      • Man walks over, man walks…
      • Marking mortal privation, …
      • My life is often a volume …
      • My maker never wants me, …
      • My teeth are sharp, my ba…
      • My voice is tender, my wa…
      • Often I change, I’m a cur…
      • Round as an apple, deep a…
      • Say, what’s in a mousetra…
      • The one who makes it, sel…
      • There’s an ancient inventi…
      • Though liquid in nature, …
      • Unmoving horses, ever in …
      • Weight in my belly, trees…
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      • What is it that is deaf, …
      • What is put on a table, c…
      • What object has keys that …
      • What stays where it is whe…
      • You hear me calling to you…
    • Monstrosities
      • Have you seen Quasimodo?…
      • How did Frankenstein’s mon…
      • How do little skeletons st…
      • How do monsters like their…
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      • I have a look of awful sco…
      • What did the pecan tree sa…
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      • What is big and green and …
      • What is not alive but stil…
      • What is the difference be…
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      • What is the monster’s favo…
      • What’s a ghost’s favourite…
      • What’s a haunted wigwam ca…
      • What’s green, four metres…
      • When do protesters remind …
      • Where do ghosts pick up th…
      • Where do mummies swim?…
      • Where does Dracula park hi…
      • Why did Frankenstein’s mon…
      • Why did the monster eat a …
      • Why did the monster go out…
      • Why didn’t the skeleton cr…
      • Why was Count Dracula hang…
    • Nautical Nonsense
      • Alive without breath, as ?
      • I live in the rivers, but?
      • I live under the sea and g?
      • I love to swim in water an?
      • I’m a friendly large creat?
      • I’m a strong swimmer and l?
      • Scary claws and biting jaw?
      • What did the mother sardin?
      • What do fish play on the p?
      • What do you call a neuroti?
      • What do you call a sick cr?
      • What do you call an eel th?
      • What do you get when a cyc?
      • What does the Tasman Sea s?
      • What fish makes you an off?
      • What has more lives than a?
      • What is green and grey and?
      • What is green and jumps a ?
      • What is it that rows quick?
      • What lies on the bottom of?
      • What sort of shoes do frog?
      • Why did the frog cross the?
      • Why don’t tuna go past Tow?
    • Nutty, Corny & Fruity Things
      • A little house full of mea?
      • A man without eyes, saw p…
      • A skin have I, more eyes ?
      • A wee, wee man in a red c?
      • I am a green round house, …
      • I am a little red house, ?
      • I am the heart that does …
      • I reach for the sky, but ?
      • I’m a little pool with two…
      • I’m something you eat, …
      • I’m torn from the earth; i…
      • In birth I spring forth, ?
      • No head has he, but he we?
      • Squeeze me and I cry tears…
      • Take off my skin; I won’t ?
      • The sun bakes them, the h…
      • We are the sharp, slim bl…
      • What do you call the potato…
      • What is long, sticky and ?
      • What is today’s mighty oak…
      • What kind of room has no w?
      • What lies in a bed, and s?
      • What’s dressed when it’s …
      • What’s the name of a veget?
      • Where do all the flowers …
      • You may throw away the out…
    • People, Parts & Peculiarities
      • A hole leading in, a hole…
      • Each morning I appear to l…
      • How many ears does Daniel …
      • I am a window, I am a lam…
      • I am as light as a feather…
      • I make you weak at the wor…
      • I run, yet I have no legs…
      • I’m the source of all emot…
      • If you look, you can’t se…
      • It could get lost, when y…
      • Light as a feather, there…
      • My second is performed by …
      • Rich men want it, wise me…
      • Riddle me, riddle me, wh…
      • Sometimes I’m loud, and v…
      • The more you take, the mo…
      • Thirty white horses on a r…
      • Used left or right, I get…
      • We are nothing at all, ye…
      • What do you use to hoe a r…
      • What happens when you slee…
      • What has a bottom right at…
      • What kind of locks don’t n…
      • White and thin, red withi…
      • Why did the lady not want …
    • Silly Signs
      • Be it political or for cou…
      • What did the sign in the b…
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      • What do you call a camel w…
      • What do you call a council…
      • What do you call a council…
      • What name do you call a gi…
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      • What name do you call a wo…
      • When the Physics professor…
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    • Things That Slither & Slide
      • I move without wings, bet…
      • Long, slim and slender, …
      • What did the worm say to t…
      • What do baby pythons play …
      • What do you call a snake t…
      • What do you get if you cro…
      • What do you get when you c…
      • What happened when the liz…
      • What is he that runs witho…
      • What’s the carpet snake’s …
    • Thinking Logically
      • A hill full, a hole full;…
      • A mile from end to end, y…
      • A smack on the face, that…
      • Brothers or sisters have I…
      • Everyone has a photographi…
      • How much dirt is in a hole…
      • I am sometimes solid – some…
      • I run around the city, bu…
      • I travel far, but stay in…
      • I weaken all men for hours…
      • I went to the woods and go…
      • I’m a moment in time, yet…
      • I’m born in the morning, …
      • I’ve got nothing to say, …
      • If a wedding means showers…
      • If athletes get athlete’s …
      • If you have me, you want …
      • No sooner spoken than brok…
      • Read my riddle, I pray. …
      • Some will use me, while o…
      • The cops were chasing a bu…
      • The Pope has it, but he d…
      • They say that money talks.…
      • This thing all things devo…
      • Through the fence went 40 …
      • Two legs on three legs, …
      • We hold tight the billowin…
      • What are Quantum Mechanics…
      • What are the odds on somet…
      • What can be heard and caug…
      • What can bring back the dead…
      • What can you break without…
      • What can you catch, but …
      • What did the mechanic do w…
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      • What do you do if you see …
      • What do you throw out, wh…
      • What do you use when your …
      • What does it mean when the…
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      • What gets bigger, the more…
      • What happens if you don’t …
      • What happens when I’m not …
      • What has eyes yet cannot s…
      • What is it that was given …
      • What is it that you must g…
      • What is the only substitut…
      • What is too much for one, …
      • What kind of driving schoo…
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      • What’s a once used, never…
      • What’s aperatif?
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      • When I’m used, I’m useless…
      • Where can you find roads, …
      • Where did Captain Cook sta…
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      • Why can’t a man living in …
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    • Wearables
      • I am made of metal or bone…
      • I move very slowly at an i…
      • My first master has four l…
      • My host thinks I’m an irri…
      • Touching one, yet holding…
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      • What has feet and legs and…
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    • Witty Word Puzzles
      • A patient complained of re…
      • A pilot called Control Tow…
      • A word I know, six letter…
      • Angry and hungry are two w…
      • Double my number, I’m les…
      • Forward I am heavy, but b…
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      • How did the weather bureau…
      • How do you make seven an e…
      • How do you spell an Indian…
      • I am a common English verb…
      • I dance four feet to every…
      • I recently heard the eskim…
      • It is in a rock but not in…
      • My first is foremost legal…
      • My first is in football bu…
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      • She had it in her pocket, …
      • What did Big Chief Running…
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      • What did the grape say wh…
      • What do elves do after sch…
      • What do Eskimos get from s…
      • What do you call a Chinese…
      • What does a hangman read e…
      • What five letter English w…
      • What four letters do you a…
      • What goes around an ashtra…
      • What happened to the butch…
      • What happened to the guy w…
      • What happened when the red…
      • What happens to old brickl…
      • What is always coming, bu…
      • What is an ‘Ig?’…
      • What is Beethoven doing in…
      • What is it that everyone g…
      • What is the beginning of e…
      • What is the centre of grav…
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      • What is the only culture s…
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      • What occurs once in a minu…
      • What one word has the most…
      • What ship has no captain b…
      • What sickness can you catc…
      • What song do you sing when…
      • What two words have the mo…
      • What was the Energiser Bun…
      • What’s 144 times worse tha…
      • What’s a device for findin…
      • What’s green, runs throug…
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      • What’s the difference betw…
      • What’s worse than raining …
      • When does a pie go to a da…
      • Where did Humpty Dumpty le…
      • Who invented fire?…
      • Who was the father of all …
      • Why did the carpenter sulk…
      • Why did the red Indian put…
      • Why does Santa spend so mu…
      • Why is a river rich?…
      • Why is getting up at six i…
      • Why was Willie Nelson in h…
      • You can’t see me, but I d…
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